August 2012

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Playing Basketball With Your Girlfriend

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shewearzjordans:

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Good thing they hardly ever call carrying n e more.

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Oh yeah and today I went to Subway

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and there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can I get your number?” 

and I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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• Lexie: Go eat.
• Me: I'm not hungry.
• Lexie: Eat my pussy.
• Me: Now I'm hungry.

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